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Voorplanted!!
Trevor Hill is also the name of a street in Northern Ireland. We assume it’s a street where drunk Protestants go to urinate & gripe about Liam Neeson.
Sweet special effects, idiot.
PKTH Exclusive: Trevor Has a New Tattoo!
By G.A. Gainey
San Francisco, CA — Comedian and suspected personality disorder sufferer, Trevor Hill, posted pictures on Twitter of him getting a tattoo done on his inner-arm earlier this week. Tattoo artist, Peter Koskela, laid down the ink for this peculiar design at the funny-man’s request.
“Getting a tat! Hurts like a Mutha!” he tweeted before posting a photo. “I love pork, Dog! And I also love pork dogs.”
Several followers of the amateurish comedian immediately tweeted, questioning the reasoning for the bizarre tattoo.
“I am planning on doing an international tour and I figured that this would help me when I order pork in restaurants. I’m a big fan of the rump roast,” tweeted back Trevor, “I used to just point to my own scrumptious behind to try to explain, but that never seemed to turn out well. LOL (laughing over lunch)”
Trevor continued to explain that veteran comedian Marsha Warfield inspired him to get the swine body art.
“You know you were the one that got me into tats, Louis Vuitton and bacon!” Hill tweeted.
Marsha tweeted in response, “I don’t know who you are.”
Trevor’s new album and tour of the same name, “A Clockpork Orange”, is planned to launch the summer of 2017.
PEOPLE (BARELY) CRAPPIER THAN TREVOR:
…Whoever this baby belongs to.
